– No I’m not, sorry.
– What ?
– I’m not listening.
– Why aren’t you listening ?
– I’m not listening because you are boring.
– Are you saying I’m boring ?
– Yes, I am !
– Are you insulting me ?
– Yes I am !
– Go away !
– Are you crying ?
– No, I’m not crying…
– Yes you are !
– No I’m not !
– He’s crying ! He’s crying ! Hahahaha
Dialogue 2 A Mistake
– Where are you going ?
– I’m going to school.
– Why are you going to school ?
– I’m going to school to have lessons.
– Are you joking ?
– No I’m not. I’m serious.
– Do you know what day it is ?
– euhhhh
– It’s Sunday.
– Are you joking ?
– No I’m serious !
– Oh god.
– Where are you going ?
– I’m going to bed !!
Dialogue 3 : The Strange Dance
– What is he doing ?
– I think he’s dancing.
– Dancing ?
– Yes dancing.
– I think he’s having a heart attack.
– A heart attack ?
– Look, he’s rolling on the floor !
– Hmmmm yes it is strange.
– What are you doing ?
– I’m calling an ambulance.
crédit photo : Artem Maltsev